Funny short stories

[xander46]

There's only two for now, both of which deal with Naruto. The first deals with Orochimaru and Itachi. The second one deals with Shikamaru and Temari. So anyway, here I go:

The first one.....

One day, at the Akatsuki hidout....

Orochimaru: "I got a promotion. I'm sooooo much more eviler than you are...and I got this muffin."

Itachi: "No."

Orochimaru: "Yeah huh!"

Itachi: "No.

Orochimaru: "Prove it!"

Itachi: "....fine. You know that taste you get when you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice?"

Orochimaru: "Ugh! I hate that!"

Itachi: "I love it!" there is a slight pause as Itachi thinks of something else. "Do you like puppies?"

Orochimaru: "Yes!! I love them!!"

Itachi: "I kick them."

Orochimaru: *gasp* "Nooo!"

Itachi: "And you know that muffin your eating?"

Orochimaru: "No! Nooooo!"

Itachi: "I dropped it on the ground."

Orochimaru: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

And the next day, Orochimaru left Akatsuki.

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Well....that one is probably my favorite of all the funny side panels i've read. I still get a kick out of it.

Anyway, the second one....

Shikamaru notices that Temari is staring at him with one of those looks.

Shikamaru: Um....?

Temari: "Like OMG!!! Shikamaru I love you! Will you go out with me?"

Shikamaru: "I don't know if you didn't notice, but I'm not gay."

Temari: ".....-_-Xx"

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Well, when I find/read more, I'll post'em up here so you can enjoy them as much as I do.

[scorpion]

Love the first one, I saw the lil comic someone did to it.. ;D

[xander46]

Yay!! hmmm......speaking of which...what Naruto manga chapter r u on if u read the manga?

i know that Orochimaru and Itachi one is in one of the recent chapters, but I dont remember which one it was....

[scorpion]

I am on the latest one.. and they were in one a while back...

[xander46]

I know I know...but still.....they were in the last 50 chapters some where.....i just dont remember which one it was....


Anyway, so that I'm not double posting....I'll just modify This post ^^;

Here's the lastest comic that come out with The newest chapter, 342.

This one deals with Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi.

Kisame: "Itachi-san...your making dinner??!!"

Itachi: "Yeah, was it to ya?"

Kisame: "N-nothing, its just rare."

Itachi: "Whatever..."

Kisame: "I'll go make the table now."

As Kisame sets the table, he ponders whether or not the dinner was poisoned.

Itachi: "The table ready yet?"

Kisame: "Almost done."

Kisame fiishes setting the table and they sit down to eat.

Kisame: "Its smells good, Itadakimasu!"

Itachi: "Shut up and eat."

Kisame takes a bite and loves it.

Kisame: "Ume!! This is awsome!!! What is it!? What is it!?"

Itachi: "An Uchiha family delicacy...Shark Fin Soup."

Kisame: *GAK*

End